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文章来源：甲霸银银blog

這一篇是一位國中「國文老師」寫的文章，他寫的很認真，絕對不是故意要搞笑。

我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!

字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!

創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!

每次都改到哭笑不得……………

作文題目:美食與我

學生1：我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，唯一美中不足的是...他總是沒煮熟。

=.=lll

學生2：我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜，青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜。

為什麼喜歡吃白菜呢？因為他是青菜的一種

師評：（繞口令嗎？）

學生4：我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯，他們對我來說不只是一種美食，而是....

兩種美食。

師評：是謝謝你的數學教學

學生5：我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜，裡面包含了很多愛心，但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不到了，所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候，叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。

師評：這算虐待老人嗎？

學生6：我對美食的要求很嚴格，他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的

師評：連續劇看太多了，孩子

學生7：媽媽很厲害，他下廚以後，可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋

師評：不然呢？

學生8：我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市，因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺，只要我看到那些食物出現，就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要吃那個結果我當然什麼都沒吃到

師評：好心酸的孩子

學生9：我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜，跟外面賣的差的可遠呢!

師評：那到底是好吃還是不好吃？

學生10：有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭，那就是雙胞胎，名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很奇怪，

沒錯，他就是很奇怪

師評：這樣有解釋到嗎？

學生11：我吃東西總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛!

師評：我呼吸總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛..

接下來換「造句」了

題目1：一邊……一邊……

小朋友寫：他一邊脫衣服，一邊穿褲子。

老師批語：他到底是要脫還是要穿啊？


題目2：其中

小朋友寫：我的其中一隻左腳受傷了。

老師批語：你是蜈蚣嗎？


題目3：陸陸續續

小朋友寫：下班了，爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。

老師批語：你到底有幾個爸爸呀？


題目4：難過

小朋友寫：我家門前有條水溝很難過。

老師批語：老師更難過。


題目5：又 又

小朋友寫：我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老師批語；你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎？


題目6：你看

小朋友寫：你看什麼看！沒看過啊

老師批語：沒看過


題目7：欣欣向榮

小朋友寫：欣欣向榮榮告白。

老師批語：連續劇不要看太多了！


題目8：好吃

小朋友寫：好吃個屁。

老師批語：有些東西是不能吃的。


題目9：天真

小朋友寫：今天真熱。

老師批語：你真天真。


題目10：果然

小朋友寫：昨天我吃水果，然後喝涼水。

老師批語：是詞組，不能分開的。


題目11：先……再……，例題：先吃 飯，再冼澡。

小朋友寫：先生，再見！

老師批語：想像力超過了地球人的智慧。


題目12：況且

小朋友寫：一列火車經過，況且況且況且況且況且況

老師批語：我死了算了

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说谎

说谎

出发点也许是因为不想伤害别人，所以让自己，去撒了个谎

殊不知撒了一个谎言，背后可是需要很多很多的谎言来撑腰，来遮掩

日子久了，

谎言的体积慢慢变得越来越大了，

慢慢开始支撑不了，

慢慢开始站不稳脚了

接着，谎言倒下了，底面朝天

谎言被揭穿了！


说谎

原来是不想伤害别人

究竟只是不想伤害自己，不是吗？

当初撒谎，为的是什么？

是不是一些状况，应付不来

冲动之下，撒了一个谎？



就像人们说的

纸是包不住火...

谎言到最后，烧伤了自己，烧伤了别人

然而，点火的原来，还不是自己？


谎言

当初可是以为可以骗得了全世界

可是到最后，谎言揭穿了，才恍然发现

其实全世界都骗不了，却骗了自己。




好久没有写华文文章了，文笔不好，多多包涵=)
有感而发，以中立的立场，小叶写了这篇~

默默得希望一切都可以平息下来......

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Enjoy the weekend..=]

UPDATE 2

This post will be mainly photos..
I took a lot of photos last few days =)
alright, if you don't like to see some super duper SS photos..em hmm..
don't click inside ^^ between, you are always welcome ^^

let's the photos do the talking okay?
Imma seriously a cam-whore! LOL..


Steamboat dinner with Gor Gor, Mr Teh, S and I (Melaka Raya on Friday night)
I don't really remember the name of the restaurant...

Meet with our hometown friends, and went to sing k in Dreambox in DP
I can sing more on that day ..my voice is back! yipee yaya yipee yipee yay...=)
Recovering progress....... 85% LOADING......-->>>>>>


in the car...terrible traffic jam =.=
Am I looking so ...? haha...I should smile more brighter....


Dreambox....I shoot this..nice? hehe...



this bloody hell spaggeti in the Dreambox is so so so expensive yet not tasty! haha...

SS...

Cam-whore S and Mii...


Peace ^^



yea..I'm acting cute! LOL


My tongue is not long..! haha...


The S and the T


cam-whore....


this is the price list...alright, u can contact if you are interested..
they didn't pay me for advertising this..haha


my fringe blocked my eye..time to go for a hair cut =)



after karaoke session, the gang went for Portuguese Settlement for dinner..
and you know what, seafood dinner again =.="
I guess I have high cholesterol these few days..


fruit juice and coconut

no photos for the dishes...yea..you are right, I was busy EATING!
I am BUSY YITING! lolz..
*forget about blogging..haha*

Reached home at about 1am..I felt guilty and sorry to Mr Teh =(
I knew he was a little bit upset because I came back home late...
luckily when I called him, he picked up the call with a very cute and friendly voice..
phew.....=.="


Library day with Mr Teh on Sunday...


instead of doing homework, we watched movie..haha...
I felt really sleepy after the movie..I slept while Mr Teh working on her notes...
LOL...
well, today I made a lot of funny things to Mr Teh!
Imma very 38! Imma always have a lot of facial expression and stupid sound and words! haha..
I told Mr Teh : no need Giordano Cheer Me Up T, I can Cheer U UP! =)


Seems like I played a lot this weekend..
time to get back to tutorial and cyber-p assignment...
wohoo....gambate gambate...

take care everyone...xoXO ♥

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Donny Birthday Bash! ◕‿◕

UPDATE PART 1 ^^

I always tell myself try to update just after anything happened =)
cuz I knew once I delay, I will for sure forget about or make the post no more "UPDATED"
haha..but still Imma delaying this post =.="

Imma not slothful! Imma busy with outing for the consecutive days..
no time for transferring photos, resizing and updating =(



Thursday
Rainy day

I skipped the morning classes and tutorials
*guilty*
reason: I overslept! =.="
*guilty+ compunctious*

Got a phone call from Mr Teh
SURPRISE! Mr Teh gonna bring me out to town..yipee =)

I planned to go out with this outfit

however, Mr Teh told me we will go for seafood dinner
at the food stall "Alai" which is happened to be a very CROWDED place! moreover,
we will head to birthday celebration and karaoke session..it's a long long duration outing!
So, I changed my top to t-shirt with high-waist pants, otherwise, I will sweat a lot...haha..


Mr Teh wanted to buy stationery thingy and drawing board for his homework..
so we headed to Mahkota Parade

I accompanied Mr Teh to choose his thingy...
the stationery shop was not that big, but it was so difficult to find the things he wants! haha..
I tried to help, but I was not helpful at that very moment ! =.=

ben dan Mr Teh! =) he seemed so happy and excited in searching for them in this shop....

we went for the movie - Poker King
the HK movie was so funny!
I ate a lot of food in the cinema! haha...cuz I woke up late and didn't take my lunch..
Mr Teh bought me Mashed Potato...my favourite all the time ^^


after that, we went to the Carrefour to buy some soft drinks
for the karaoke session with his friends later..
we met with Fun Yew and friends, and then went to Alai Seafood Food Stalls for dinner...


while waiting for his friend, I played with this toy in this japanese shop! haha.. Mr Teh bought me new lovely hair bands from this shop..love it ♥

复古复古 ♥

Thanks to Gor Gor for leading us the way to Alai...
I called him but Imma still very blur! haha... Imma always lack of sense of direction!
but he was so nice to call me back to tell me again and again =)


Fresh seafood available here! oh yea..my favourite -> SEAFOOD!

oh yea..lala..lala ..LALA! lolz

o(≧v≦)o

Mr Teh: abang, ini macam mana kira? saya nak fresh fresh punya...

I like this lala the most! but I don't even try one bite of siham..weirdo? LOL

I ate a lot of sleeve-fish but still LALA is the BEST ! haha...

no photos for other dishes, Imma busy with EATING all the time..
*forget about blogging..haha..*

while eating Otak-otak, drinking Coconut Juice? LOL

this pudding is really awesome! Coconut Pudding...=)

all of us enjoyed the seafood hodgepodge very very much ^^
After dinner, we headed to Gogobox for karaoke session..
due to sorethroat and flu, I can't sing much T.T
what a sad.....I like cheong k so muchhhhhhhh.....

Clock's ticking..
12am! dang dang!
a surprise to Donny with a birthday cake and a lame birthday karaoke song!
haha...cuz Mr Teh selected a very lame old birthday karaoke song! haha...

luckily, Donny still felt happy and like it =)


outside The Jetty....nice scene?

and our car BROKE DOWN on the way back!
ran out of FUEL =.= the point is the car ran out of fule in front of SHELL! haha..

It was 2 something, the petrol station had already closed.
luckily, the guys settled all the problem!

everyone reached home safely :D

Quoted from Donny's fb
"To all my frens~2day rili hapi to celebrate my b'day wif u all^^ tis is my 1st n ever best b'day memory i had,although at the way b home the car run out of patrol,bt i enjoy tis experience~XD thx 4 the wish too :) "

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Jusco Day...

Recently, I like to use "Imma" haha...
*wink*
went to Jusco with Joey and her classmate, Suh Fen...
Suh Fen drove to there..wohoo ^^
*always admire those girls can drive steadily, eg. my sister, Zhy Jing...*
but somehow Imma lazy to go for car test....
although Imma always telling others I want to...=D
*that's the reason why I don't have my car license yet..**

Went to Sushi King for our lunch
actually Joey wanted to go for Nandos after reading my previous post..
but when she reached in front of the Nandos,
she complained that the food look like can't fulfill her appetite! hahaha...
*no worries...she is still so slim*

and you know what, we spent about 3 hours in that miniature Jusco..
=.=" girls can really DO SHOPPING!
we kept on playing the cosmetic, cam-whoring to here and there....
It was FUN ^^

I bought myself daycream and body lotion..which costs me over 100 bucks...omgosh!
seriously, Imma freaking crazily BROKE!
Imma stop buying ANYTHING unless textbooks from now on!

photo session =)

yipee ^^

Mii , Joey , Suh Fen


Ambassador for Sushi King --> Joey Chea


Cam-whores...


I like edit photos with 复古风 now..lolz =)

hot spot for the cam-whore...MIRROR!

still cam-whore..cam-whore =.=

went for Sundae Cup but the ice-cream melted..haha...

however, we had our ice cream from Jusco at the end =)

I helped Suh Fen to make up for her night outing on that day too....
acting pro ~.~ quite nervous to make up for others..haha...
anyway,hope she likes her make up...~.~

alright, simple post about my outing ..boring post? em hmm...
Imma busy recently with my to be completed - tutorials and assignments ~.~

gambate and take care ..xoXO ♥

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转贴@離婚協議書

很长哦~不过可要耐心看完，

连我这种那么没耐心的人都可以看完，你当然也可以咯! =)

嫁給這個男人五年了，我不知道我是否還愛他，記得剛新婚的時候，

早晨時必定會在他懷抱中醒來，我總是紅著臉不敢說一聲早，怕嘴裡的口氣弄皺了他的眉，

漱口杯與牙刷堅持要和他用同款不同色，擺在一起看才有夫妻的感覺。

我會幫他打點上班 的衣物，什麼襯衫配什麼領帶，經過我的審美才准他穿上身。

起了床到餐桌上，為了他的健康，我每天變換不同花樣的早餐，
晴朗的天可能是培根蛋加上烤土司，
有些下雨的話，或許來點小米粥搭醬瓜鹹蛋，
要是陰天，不如就吃些外頭的燒餅油條和豆漿，
招式用到我變不出新把戲，可是我樂此不疲。

除了當一個賢慧的妻子，我亦毫不掩飾對他的熱情，
「我愛你」是每天恭送他出門上班一定說的話，然後附加一個親密的吻，
即使他大多時候只是淺淺一笑，也足夠我高興個老半天。

但是，五年過去了。

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。


我相信還不到癢的時候，可是到底是什麼改變了我和他的互動呢？

早晨起床，他的位置往往已空蕩，只能由皺褶的床單證實他確實存在過，
即使他偶爾睡過了頭或者小賴一下床，也絕對是急急忙忙由床上跳起來，匆忙的梳洗著衣。

我已經快忘了被他擁抱迎接朝陽的感覺，
盥洗室裡的漱口杯，在幾年前被打破後，再也找不到一模一樣的，
而另一個也因為掉到馬桶裡，所以也換了新的。

五年內，牙刷已換了不知幾支，甚至有時我們睡迷糊了，還會用上同一支，
什麼口氣的問題都不需要掩飾了，是否一樣顏色，一樣款式，他說這些根本不重要。

因此，洗手台上Hello Kitty和小叮噹圖樣，漱口杯左右對峙，
小叮噹的杯裡插著一支綠色牙刷，是我的，Hello Kitty則是空的，
因為他前一陣子已改用電動牙刷，擺在架子上。

分屬兩個不同故事的漱口杯，以及位於兩個不同位置的牙刷，
彷彿在嘲諷我們的夫妻關係，漸行漸遠。

因為他出門的時間早，打點他的衣著已經不再是我的事，他自己會搞定。

早餐呢？很久沒有一起吃了，我同樣不必費盡心思去想菜單、查食譜，反正沒人賞光，
更不用說「我愛你」這句話，還有熱情的早安吻，
他無福消受，而且現在說起來也有些矯情了。

仔細想想，五年來，他沒有說過一次「我愛你」，一次也沒有。

我和他相聚的時間，嚴格上來說是從晚上七點開始，
也就是他下班回來之後，如果他加班的話，那時間可能要延到十點、十一點。

剛結婚的時候，我為了他去學烹飪，「要抓住男人的心，先抓住他的胃」，我深信這個鐵律。
他吃得高興，我也開懷，雖然不全是我愛吃的，但是他愛吃就好。
飯後，我們會依偎在沙發上看電視，我陪他看新聞，聽他評論國政、批判社情，
他陪我看八點檔，聽我調侃劇情、大哭大笑。


我沒有料到的是，五年的時間可以改變這一切，烹飪班我可以說是半途而廢，不知道從哪天起，
他開始干涉我做菜的方法，宮保雞丁他不喜歡太多辣椒，蔥油雞叫我別淋油，
連滷東坡肉要放多少醬油，他都有話說。

我想，我抓不住他的胃。

隨著他加班次數的增加，我們甚少在一起看電視了，夫妻之間開始言不及義，
他對我說的話，大多都是「不用等我」、「早點睡」，
我跟他說的話，也幾乎是「你回來了」、「菜在電鍋熱著」。

我們沒有相同的話題，沒有相同的興趣，
除了「夫妻」名義上的聯繫，我們的交流空泛的可憐，比普通朋友還不如。

多可笑的夫妻關係，不是嗎？

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。

婚前，我們曾描繪著未來的願景，他說要生兩個孩子，先男後女，哥哥可以保護妹妹，
我卻認為應該先享受一段兩人生活，生孩子的時情倒不急於一時，
只是我不想壞了他的興致，並沒有說出口。

婚後一陣子，他想要孩子，從他不戴保險套的行為可以看得出來，
可是我還不想要，又怕他不高興，於是我背著他吃避孕藥。


五年後的今天，他似乎已經放棄生小孩這回事，畢竟只有他一頭熱是沒用的。

可是，待在他上班之後空洞的房子裡，
我突然覺得生個孩子也不錯，至少屋子裡會熱鬧點，我的寂寞，也會少一點。

他早就在數年前就開始用保險套了，我不清楚是什麼讓他改變心意，
不過這也鬆了我一口氣，我對避孕藥似乎過敏，
不論換什麼牌子最後都落得一個水腫的下場。

我猜他六百多度的近視加閃光，應該看不出我水腫前和水腫後有什不一樣。

我現在想要一個孩子了，他卻似乎不想，
我不知怎麼跟他開口，更別提他頻繁的加班，晚上常累得倒頭就睡，
如果我再開這個口，似乎變相增加他的壓力。

兩個人之間，已經夠低潮了，不需要再增加一個會引起衝突的話題。

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。

在我們戀愛的時候，他很喜歡帶我到淡水，坐在河堤旁看落日，沿著碼頭走一遭，
可以吃到不同口味的各式小吃，淡水的海產頗富盛名，
他似乎是識途老馬，總知道哪家是最道地的。


他也會和我騎雙人腳踏車沿著淡水老街騎到淡海，再由淡海騎回來，沿路的風景不算十分迷人，但有種質樸的味道，兼之海風鹹鹹的打在臉上，我很享受這種氣氛。

當然，坐在腳踏車後座的我三天打漁兩天曬網，心情好的時候才踩兩下，
他明知我偷懶，還是賣力的踩，我很懷念，真的即使過了五年，那段回憶仍然歷歷在目。

婚後到淡水的次數，除了新婚那一陣子，幾乎屈指可數，近兩、三年更是一次都沒去過。

每到假日，他不到中午不會起床，我見他這麼疲倦，當然也不會煩他帶我到處走走。

假日照理說，我和他應該可以有些交集可是他累，我只能自己找事做，
和在上班工作的朋友出門逛逛街，聊聊是非，也順便埋怨一下他。

至於在家睡覺的他，午、晚飯，自己解決吧！

他不知道，在前幾個月，我耐不住無聊，自個兒坐捷運到了淡水。

果然，太久沒有去了，那裡已經變成一個我完全不認識的地方。很多事情原来也都开始变了....

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。


某個早上，我特地比他早起，煮了頓睽違已久的豐盛早餐給他。

然後，沒有第三者，沒有爭吵．我遞出了離婚協議書。

那是我第一次看到他那麼震驚的表情，如果那天是愚人節，我想我成功了。

可是，我不會開那般惡劣的玩笑，
他知道我是認真的，他沒有像一般男人一樣，暴跳如雷，開始數落女方的罪狀，
也沒有哭哭啼啼，跪下哀求我留下，
他只是極力冷靜自己的心緒，默不吭聲的接下協議書，開門，上班，一如往常。

他或許也察覺我們的夫妻關係到了一個瓶頸，也打算仔細考慮離婚的可行性，
他近幾年的疏離，我沒有流下一滴眼淚，
可是他這天的冷漠，幾乎傾盡我五年的淚水。

我有些後悔，這後悔逐漸蔓延，以心臟為一個起點，通傳至我的頭頂及腳趾。

但後悔又如何呢？

不快刀斬亂麻，也只是拖著一個平淡如水的日子，兩個人乾耗。

我不知道自己對他的愛剩多少，更不清楚他對我的愛剩多少。

我的愛，還不足以改變他，他的愛，亦不足以為我改變，這大概是關鍵所在。

柴米油鹽醬醋茶會摧毀愛情的甜蜜，我嚐到了，但這卻是用五年換來的教訓。

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。

從離婚協議書交到他手上之後，整整一個星期，他不與我說一句話，
也睡了七天的沙發，每天仍然照常上下班，除了更加冷淡，我感覺不到他的喜怒哀樂。

一點聲音也沒有，我懷疑他根本不當一回事，一段時間不理會我，
只是在看我會不會自己忘了離婚這回事。

我受不了了，他到底要怎麼做呢？

連離婚，也要離得這麼漠然嗎？

然而，七天之後的他....

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。

「起床了嗎？吃點蛋捲。」他笑著，如新婚時我吻他之後那般淺笑。

我心裡狠狠跳了一下，原以為古井不波的情緒，因他久違的體貼，而起了絲絲漣漪。

他還是那麼輕易的，可以撩動我的心，我不清楚他怎麼可以混到九點、十點還不去上班，
他接收到我的疑惑，也只是淡然一笑，身上簡單的服裝一點兒上班的氣息都沒有。

可能他，也有工作疲乏吧！

也可能他要宣判了，關於那張離婚協議書，看他神色自若的樣子，
我默默吃著早餐，幻想著等一下他會說的話。

他會不會乾脆的就離婚了呢？還是在我面前撕了協議書呢？

不可否認的，我的心，傾向後者。

「我升上經理了。」

他的第一句話，出乎我意料，下一句話，卻馬上進入重點，轟得我措手不及，

「工作上的事告一段落，現在要好好處理家裡的事。」

工作是排在家庭之前嗎？我苦笑。

「工作安頓好，我才能給妳安定的家。」

他像在解釋我的疑惑。

「所以，告訴我為什麼要離婚呢？」

他終於問了，臉色變得嚴肅。

他從來沒有用過這種質疑的口氣與我說話，望著他難得的厲色，我竟一句話也說不出來。

「妳覺得我冷淡妳了嗎？」

轉眼，他的態度忽而又變得自嘲，弄得我丈二金剛，「我就知道妳一個人在家老是胡思亂想。」

我和他長談了一整天，數個小時的談話，有五分之四的時間我是在哭的，
因為我覺得自己犯了一個滔天大錯，可是有些事，沒有那張離婚協議書，我永遠不會知道。

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。

他說，五年來，他確實每天都是抱著我醒來，
只是後來他工作忙，起床時間變早，而我仍沈睡著，不知道罷了，
有時他還會親親我的臉，看著我貪懶的睡顏，他不忍心叫醒我。

而擺在盥洗室的漱口杯，他根本搞不清楚小叮噹是他的或Hello Kitty才是他的，
他以為粉紅色是女孩子的頻色，所以他一直用著小叮噹的嗽口杯。

原來，我們一直在無形間，做著親密的唇齒交流，
可憐了Hello Kitty，擺在那兒沒人用，成了個裝飾品。

早餐，他吃的都是7-11，他承認很想念我做的早餐，
可是他不好意思要我每天做給他，他知道我會擠盡腦汁變花樣，他捨不得看我太累。

「我娶妳，是希望妳享福，不是要妳來當女傭的。」

從他這句話開始，我便止不住眼淚。

提到他的衣著，他更是笑我的傻，他看得出來我會為他添新衣服，
按顏色花樣在櫃裡整整齊齊的分類擺放，而新婚時期我常幫他搭配，
久了他也知道我的喜好，什麼領帶配什麼衣服，他是為我而穿。

至於熱情的早安吻，每天他早在我熟睡間給我了，
我卻兀自鑽牛角尖，認為他不需要我的吻。

「你為什麼從不說你愛我呢？」我噙著淚水問他。

「我以為妳知道，否則我們為什麼結婚呢？」

他理所當然回答。

是啊！我知道，我一直都知道，不然我不會嫁給他的，
可是既然知道，我又何必強求他說出來呢？

女人都是需要一些愛語滋潤的，
我想這就是理由，看著我控訴的眼光，我想他也知道理由了。

「妳做的大菜，很好吃可是那些菜費工夫，
也不全是妳喜歡的，所以我寧可妳做些簡單的菜，最好是妳也喜歡吃。」

他一句一句的解釋，又讓我掉了一缸淚水，「
妳不喜歡吃辣，因此我要妳少放辣椒，妳怕胖，所以料理時我希望油加少一點，醬油鹽份高，吃多腎臟負擔大，為了妳我健康著想，調味即可，不必加太多。」

只要是我煮的，他都喜歡，
想想每次準備食物給他，他沒有一次不是吃光的，到底為什麼我會覺得抓不住他的胃呢？

所以，我也抓住了他的心嗎？

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。


聊到生孩子的事，他先是一陣默然。

「我想生一個孩子。」這時候，我有勇氣說出口了。

「我以為妳不想，剛結婚那一陣子，妳不是一直吃避孕藥嗎？」難得聽到他有些怪罪的語氣。

進一步了解之後，我才發現，他一直知道我在吃藥，
或許是我哪次把藥隨便擱在化粧台上，被他看到了，他徹底了解我不想要孩子。

而他也知道，我吃完藥隔天會有水腫的現象，
身子骨纖細的我，一雙腳腫得跟象腿一樣，也只有我這種人的鴕鳥心態，才會認為他不會發現。

後來我養成習慣將藥好好放在抽屜中，
他以為我不再吃，怕身子水腫難受，所以他戴起保險套，說來說去，還是為了我。

「妳又水腫了嗎？一直哭個不停，是想把身體裡的水逼出來嗎？」

他居然敢揶揄我，免不了得到我飽以老拳。

他還是想要孩子的，聽完我說想生孩子，他眼下興奮的光芒大大的告訴我這一點。

只不過，那抹光芒在閃爍之後隨即斂去，他又正襟危坐的問了我一個問題。

「妳真的想生嗎？」

「想啊！我一個人在家好無聊。」

「只是因為無聊嗎？如果一個人在家無聊，
妳想出去學東西、去工作、和朋友 去逛街，我不會阻撓妳。」

「你不是也想嗎？」我生氣了，縱然淚眼婆娑沒什麼說服力。

他開始說起那個四千兩百公克的巨嬰，原來那名女性朋友的經驗不僅嚇到我，也嚇到他了。

他不希望我生孩子還要受極大的痛苦，什麼剖腹產、自然產，
他一點概念也沒有，只知道一定會很痛，他明白我怕痛，所以他捨棄了生孩子的想法。

「我不管，我要生。」
明瞭了他的想法後，我更希望替他生一個孩子，身體裡流著我和他血液的孩子。

「那就生吧！」他悄悄的在我耳邊說了一句令我臉紅的話。



經他解釋，我才恍然大悟，就算工作累，他偶爾也有慾望，有時晚上摟著我，又看我睡得香甜，這種看得到吃不到的痛苦，他只能鬱鬱的悶在自己心裡，

面對他的心意，我，真的無言了。

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。


「到了。」他停車，我也隨之下車。

海風迎面吹來，是淡水。

他也記得這個地方，這個我們記憶珍藏的地方。

「我一直想帶妳來，可是妳假日都和朋友出門，我只好蒙著棉被在家睡覺。」他如此說道。

這是個什麼烏龍呢？

我體諒他工作累，他體諒我和朋友出門，就這樣我們錯過了，一次又一次的相伴。

「你以後想幹什麼，可以直接說。」我惱火的盯著他。

「妳也是。」他正經八百的回視我，言下之意是要我別五十步笑百步。

說來也好笑，我們一直認為自己是在為對方著想，
以自己的方式去體貼對方，這種自以為是卻導致了無數個陰錯陽差，
一直到我開始懷疑自己不愛他，他也不愛我了，才驚覺這份愛並不是消逝，
而是溶入了生活之中，自然的讓人忘了它的存在。

愛情的表現，可以是黏膩、親熱、奉獻、祝福，
甚至是退讓，每個人的方式不同，會導致的結果各異。

我的方式是盲目的付出，他的方式是全然的關懷，
乍看之下兩個人都沒錯，可是無論什麼方式，
中間少了一種叫「溝通」的元素，就容易導致裂痕。


女人會因男人長久的冷落而對愛情失望，
也可以因男人一句話又對愛情充滿希望!

　…。…。…。…。…。…。…。 …。…。…。…。…。


「那、那張離婚協議書……。」我要收回來。

「在公司裡。」他好整以暇，「公司的碎紙機裡。」

這個意思是… …？

「妳想離婚，等我成為亡夫時再說吧！」

我估量不出他說這句話，是不是在開玩笑，不過他又騙到我的淚水。

他真的很愛我，即使他沒有說過，我想如果我堅持離婚，他會放我走的，
他捨不得見我難過，就像他見我掉淚又趕快摟住我一樣。

倘若，是他想離婚呢？

恕我自私，我是堅決不會放的，
除非等我變成亡妻，同樣因為他捨不得見我難過，我自信可以留住他。

「淡水整個都變了，我都快不認識了。」

哄完了我，他連忙帶開話題。

「我來過，我知道有什麼景點。」

「那這次就要靠妳帶路囉！」

是啊！我們可以開創新的回憶，只要有我也有他，什麼時間地點都不成問題。

結婚五年，

我又再一次發現了愛情。

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我说啊....
爱情其实也有很多过阶段，可以很甜蜜，很刺激，也许过了一整子，
新鲜感没了，惊喜又都没了
可是，当爱走到那一个阶段的时候，爱情其实都还在，只是也许换了一个形势而已~

当对方为你付出的时候，不要觉得那是理所当然
当对方忽视你的时候，也许你也该从对方的角度看看你的世界
多想想对方的感受，多关怀多付出，
爱情不是占有，而是分享
不是得到，而是给予 ♥

爱，到底是什么？
没有人可以给你答案


去爱，就会开始学习，什么是爱了~♥

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That's what we called LIVE!

I am supposed to post these few days ago..
but due to my sickness..I'm late!

I gonna put right here cuz as I mentioned before in my previous post
"Tae Yang won't be promoting "Where You At" this song live..."
ATTENTION P/S! That statement is totally WRONG!



here is it ^^ please watch this! =)
but before u hit the button "PLAY", do remember, lower down the volume first,
you oughta know..korean fans can really SCREAM ..haha =.=" no offence...


Where You At - Live @ SBS
omg! that's what we called LIVE!





You're were meant for me, so I'll be there for you...
Nothing else I need to add on or elaborate on, right?
Once you watch this video, you will get what I mean =)
He did such a great job!
with ALL that dancing and singing, he didn't even run out of breath!
omo >.<

oh yea..2pm has finally released a teaser for their new song "Tired of Waiting"
on their official website!
oh yea..slow R&B song...I like it pretty much ~ looking forward =)

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Sick ~.~

Sunday
Sick Weather!

I'm officially SICK!
why I use the term "officially"?
well, yesterday I went for an outing with Joey and Suh Fen...
I was feeling hot all the days and sore throat...
but when I back to my room in the night, I felt freezing cold..
prognostication : Missy, you are going to sick..
and then now, obviously I'm collapsed!
It was an nice outing tho, update with photos sooner...

Nobody likes medicine!


I'm really really SICK! ~.~
FLU !
sick as a horse
thinking of wearing mask to the class , cuz it's flu ..
not SWINE FLU for sure..but..erm..it's for safety, should I ?

Today is the first day of November, and such a bad luck I get sick! T.T

thanks to Joey and Soo Li
they are so sweet to buy me my lunch and medicine...
I'm lucky enough to have such lovely and caring housemates...

I wish I could recover as soon as possible!

loads of works are waiting for me man ~.~


and I will be guai guai for u, Mr Teh ♥
waiting you to come back with my stronger body ever!
I miss u =(


p/s: S came back! yea....no lonely no more in the room, she is sick too...
she said she was infected by me, (heart by heart) what the hey =.="


Get Well Soon !
praying...

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Click here for MORE!

oh yea.....FINALLY,

I fixed the "Click here for more" code.....hehe...

Look neat now? hehe....
I spent about 2 hours to do this!

I am an ex-engineering student, you should think that this should be easy for me right?
hehe....but I get B- in my programming test last time..haha
so I don't really know about html codes!
I tried to google and then find out some solution, tried to understand the code...
and then wrote my html codes....

I think still got a minor problem about the codes...
I need some time to fix these flaws soon... =)

gambate ^^

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Back to uni..=)

Times flies, just a blink...my 2 week holidays ENDED!

oh yea, I back to my uni and here's come my 2nd sem of my first degree year.

Week 1 = no tutorial session, less lecture classes!
that's why I like Week 1 ! =)
however, the only shortcoming is RESULT WILL BE RELEASED in this week too..
frankly speaking, I was quite nervous for last few days..
this is the 1st sem since I transferred from faculty of engineering...
I wish I could really get a good result,
since I am studying on what I choose and what I interested now




I'm really glad and thankful cuz I'm quite satisfied for my result this time
I got a First Class for my 1st sem =)
** forget about the nightmare of engineering =.="
I promise I will work even more harder to maintain and to achieve more...
it's not about showing off or comparing, just for myself!
The world is a big repository, we should learn more right? ^^
from life and from books...
Never be complacent!


"Accounting is a course that you will get when you give"
Quoted from Xiao Ying when she asked about my result during msn chatting session...
she can always come out with some significant statements like this..haha =)
come on, accounting students, give more more and more! haha...

Alright, that's my good news for my first week.

.
....

Went for a date with Mr Teh yesterday...
Actually, he was about to going back to hometown right after his class,
but I was begging him not to back, back on Friday! LOL.. I am naughty!

We went for Nandos for late lunch =)
Mr Teh told me that last time he was curious about why those people go for Nandos so much..
but now he is thinking that why those people don't go for Nandos..
haha...

We ♥ Nandos
the food is yummy and yet the price is reasonable!
moreover, the waiter who served us that day is super friendly!
we filled in the feedback form by recommending his name!
haha~ Mr Teh kept on smiling and speaking gently to him!
*jealous*

some decorations in the restaurant...

I have no idea why I stood in front of the decoration..
spoil the decoration and end up with photoshopping it! haha...

there is nobody in the extended dining room =)
kinda look like we booked the whole restaurant! haha...

look at this cute tiny flag ~ ^^Does it get you in the mood?

my meal...peri peri hot only...

Mr Teh chose peri peri extra hot!

egg-cellent! haha...spotted this in the feedback form


we enjoyed the hot and spicy chicken very much =)
after that, we just gallivanted in the shopping mall...
no money for shopping! S.O.S! I'm broke! T.T


I drew this when Mr Teh tried the pen in Paksoon
haha...38!


Went for the movie -Inglourious Basterds
no comment on the movie, cuz it is quite dull...
The cinema hall is freaking cold! even though I wore jacket, but still very bery COLD!
my hp screen had a layer of mist after we came out from the hall, can you imagine?
I told Mr Teh that we are watching movie in a huge refrigerator! LOL


after the movie, we walked to a garden beside the shopping mall...
camwhoring and relaxing there ^^

ambience...









my favourite photo!


alright, stop here...
xoXO ♥

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Deepavali Gathering

the banner in fb

last Saturday, I had attended a gathering which held by my high schoolmates in my hometown

It was mirthful to meet with my high school close friends
there is quite a long long time since our last gathering
we had planned since hari raya holiday...luckily, we make it this time
I am on my holiday, consequently I volunteered to be the food list planner and helper
for this party =)




so, let's start from the prepare session for this party
frankly speaking, I am all thumbs in cooking, except Spaghetti =)
I think I can get a Master in Spaghetti..haha =.=""

I prepared Spaghetti with my friend, Yann Jean..
alright,I'm so sorry that I didn't manage to take much photos for the prepare session,
when people are busy like hell to prepare this and that,
how dare you playing with your camera ? haha..

so here's the photos for Spaghetti part

meats..

other materials...

skip the process...I don't know how to write a recipe, don't ask me..haha...


so here's the sauce for the pasta =) look nice?
but i'm gonna tell u, it tastes better than it looks! I promise!


and Yann Jean and Me prepared the dessert for the party -> pudding ^^
well, pudding is so much easier to prepare comparing to spaghetti sauce...haha...


pouring the liquid form of pudding to the container..

PUDDING ^^ oh yayaya...

Yann Jean and I got so much fun while preparing spaghetti and pudding =)
she is a sweet girl ♥
and I must give her mum's kitchen an A++, cuz everything you need when you cook
you can find it from her mum's kitchen! PRO ~

there has been a long long time I didn't visit to her house,
and this time when I reached her house, her mum could not recognize me!
haha..Am I growing so fast in these two years? i'm wondering...

.
......

after that, I got back to my house to bath and get prepare for the party at 8pm =)
Ling Chee and Ngai Gee were so nice to pick me up and then the party start =)



take 1


Yann Jean, Mii, Ngai Gee






BBQ ^^


i'm the one with rabbit ears! haha...


self-timer took this photo =)


the gay issue


the group photos @ 2006


the group photos @ 2009



and someone was reading his newpapers when we were taking group photo!


cheese ^^ highlight = the leg!


smile ^^ highlight = the gays behind the gals~


yoo~ highlight =the boys with our handbags


i like this photo! cuz everyone laugh truly =) becuz FoongAun get bullied! haha.. but you can found out Yung Ping was looking seriously to the camera! lolz..how stupid he is! I think he haven't realized what had happened!


everyone was focusing and discussing about the Astro Miss Chinese 2009 on the tv show..haha...



Ling Chee, Mii, Ngai Gee.. absent: Shiau Li and Mun Yin..haih =(


there were a lot of chicken wings and foods left at the end of the party
however, everyone was lazy to eat anymore! haha...
but I do enjoyed the Kangkung which Yung Ping cooked
really as tasty as the tepayanki restaurant =)
Yung Ping will be a good good husband in the future ^^he knows to cook so well =)
Even though my stomach is as full and bloated up as hell,
but still I ate a lot of the spicy Kangkung! haha...



the couple -> Jian Hua and Jia Hui
double JH! lolz...
the bf is so sweet to come back all the way from Singapore to give her a suprise
with the birthday cake and sing solo for the birthday song!


sweet sweet oh =)


okay, I think this is a reasonable length-ed entry right?
stop here...




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